Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Mistress Death so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I go to the afterlife I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Death. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of Death’s tight undead pussy. I want her to have my mutant Titan/Undead babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with a skeleton. I’d dressed her in my sister’s skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my Infinity Gauntlet. I might not ever get to see Death again.