“I receive blowies for free”

Jesus this is so annoying to hear – obnoxious, even.

It’s almost impossible not to make money off of a blowjob. Blowies are tax-exempt, idiot. Even for ‘free’ the person giving would get a rebate for charitable giving and you could probably wangle a few dollars off your bill for the time spent, if you just bothered to keep receipts or take a minute to actually think about your finances.

This ‘free blowjob’ shit makes me so fucking mad to hear, just pure ignorance of the rules that govern our society. Jeff Bezos knows this shit. Bill Gates knows it. Those assholes are saving $1500 a joey, because they’re smart, while you clueless millennials sit and whine. I am irate.