I sexually Identify as Jairus Lyles. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being unconscious and getting buckets on the “Nation’s #1 defense.” People say to me that a person being Jairus Lyles is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. From now on I want you guys to call me “Cavalier Killer” and respect my right to cook defenses like it’s my fucking job. If you can’t accept me you’re, an underdog-phobe and need to check your basketball privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. Go retrievers.