Look, I’m sorry but this issue needs to be addressed. I used to like Sprite, it was a decent beverage until some motherfucker thought it would be a good idea to change the recipe so that it tastes like aqueous shit.

Whoever this nutty geezer was he thought he was being smart or something by adhering to the new sugar tax in the uk, not having to pay sugar tax means more profit right? Well listen here mate since you haven’t really got much of a clue on what you’re doing I’ll try to explain it to you since you obviously didn’t go to a good school. So let’s see here, less tax means less expenses correct? Yeah that works until you get back to reality where charts and graphs and predictions don’t mean much if the actual product is shit.

Like seriously, did you not think this through? You may be paying less tax, but people are buying less of the product so you are not really making things any better, if anything you are making things worse because less people buying the product means less revenue.

That can be a lot more lost through less revenue than just having to pay a tiny bit of tax I mean it’s not much it’s like FUCKING 15p CAN YOU NOT AFFORD THAT? Shake my FUCKING head you would rather lose pounds than pence, if somebody doesn’t buy the drink then that’s like £1 of profit not made, whereas if somebody buys the drink then you get the money and then pay a tiny bit of tax, surely it wouldn’t matter anyway because if it’s being taxed you could just raise the price by 5p and then atleast the drink still tastes good and because it’s only a small increase it wouldn’t be a much of an issue, it’s only a big issue when you are paying over 50p for a drink that turns out to be stagnent pond water mixed with some chemicals.

Frankly though there shouldn’t even be a sugar tax I mean what the absolute donkey balls, does the government not make enough money as it is dealing all those unnecessary parking fines out rather than tackling real crime, do you seriously think raising the price by a few pennies is going to stop me from buying delicious drinks such as 7up, at least they know how taste works.

It isn’t exactly rocket science after all. If I want sugary drinks I will FUCKING buy sugary drinks alright, this isn’t clever it’s just plain stupid.