Riley Matthews shows up at a normal American Highschool in the ghetto hood to find out who did a drive-by on her father, who was coming back home to Texas. Her father left her one of two red Colt Single Action Army Revolvers before he died. Riley Matthews sets out on a search for every hood and school in America, now setting her sights on Homo-ji Academy, off the bay of LA. Now, the hobos and hipsters of LA slowly turn into crips and bloods of Homo-ji Academy. Riley Matthews gets held up by a kid named Maurice Marquis and his hood friends. Riley Matthews bitch slaps them outta there, country style. Maurice surrenders and offers heroin and gang signs… Suddenly his crack whore sister Mimi Marquis jumps on his ass, and threatens him; “You hustling white girls again young blood? What will Shanice say about this? (Note that Barazo doesn’t exist because they’re black)”. Maurice didn’t want to get lectured by his sister Mimi, so he took his black Air Force 1s and dipped. Riley Matthews follows these events up with a “What in tarnation just happened?”.




Riley arrives at the doors of Homo-ji Academy. There’s a being hung on the ceiling by his sneaker laces. There’s a sign on him saying: “this nigga was wildin’ in our blood hood. No crips allowed nigga. This nigga tried to steal our colors.” Riley Matthews tipped her trucker hat, “looks like this ‘Homo-ji Academy’ place is gonna give some rodeo”. The teacher, Aaron Maxwell, announces the new transfer student from Texas. Mimi calls her to take the seat next to her; “Come on baby! This seats free!”. Riley Matthews takes a seat, Mimi quickly smokes all her weed in a second and falls asleep. “Damn ya’ll are crazy in this place” Riley Matthew concludes, but then again, she comes from the land of yee-haw. Riley Matthews was crossing the hall, till everything suddenly stopped in respects of school council president, Stacy Kristen, who was white, and probably a city girl. Riley Matthews challenges her to a duel, only to be hugged unconscious by Mayweather’s secret bastard son. Mimi gives her coke and Riley Matthews quickly runs outta there, almost just as fast as any other crack rat in the hood.




She ran so fast she somehow ended up in her mansion in Texas, she quickly tries to play Russian roulette in disgrace of her failure to bring justice to her father, until a trapdoor suddenly opens and brings her into a basement, where a sentient checkered t shirt and jean shorts latches itself onto her. “YEEHAW PARTNER I FINALLY GETTING SOME VIRGIN WHITE GIRL BLOOD YEEE HAAAAAW”. Riley Matthews’ outfit quickly transform into that of a stereotypical country hoe, like this for example, but with a cowboy hat:


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