1. fucking twitter cocksuckers
2. \*\*\*\[***4:55 PM***\]\*\*\*should go drive their parent’s car into their caretaker’s house
3. \*\*\*\[***4:55 PM***\]\*\*\*and then gaslight their mother
4. \*\*\*\[***4:56 PM***\]\*\*\*by lighting her with gas
5. \*\*\*\[***4:56 PM***\]\*\*\*and then join the kkk
6. \*\*\*\[***4:56 PM***\]\*\*\*and sacrifice themselves
7. \*\*\*\[***4:56 PM***\]\*\*\*and then kill themselfs
8. \*\*\*\[***4:56 PM***\]\*\*\*and then gas light themselvs
9. \*\*\*\[***4:56 PM***\]\*\*\*and they join the kkk 2
10. \*\*\*\[***4:57 PM***\]\*\*\*and they eat a cock
11. \*\*\*\[***4:57 PM***\]\*\*\*and then regurgitate that very cock
12. \*\*\*\[***4:57 PM***\]\*\*\*and then eat it again
13. \*\*\*\[***4:57 PM***\]\*\*\*and then shove it up their ass
14. \*\*\*\[***4:57 PM***\]\*\*\*and then piss in a jar
15. \*\*\*\[***4:58 PM***\]\*\*\*and then deposit a small amount of that piss into an eyedropper
16. \*\*\*\[***4:58 PM***\]\*\*\*and then use the eyedropper
17. \*\*\*\[***5:01 PM***\]\*\*\*and then stick the eyedropper up their urethra
18. \*\*\*\[***5:01 PM***\]\*\*\*and put their disgusting waste back where it belongs
19. \*\*\*\[***5:01 PM***\]\*\*\*and then superglue a 20 inch dildo into their asshole
20. \*\*\*\[***5:01 PM***\]\*\*\*and then shit out of their cock
21. \*\*\*\[***5:02 PM***\]\*\*\*and then take the shit spaghetti and slurp it up with their gay boyfriend
22. \*\*\*\[***5:02 PM***\]\*\*\*and then turn their gay boyfriend inside out from the cock up
23. \*\*\*\[***5:03 PM***\]\*\*\*and then buy the smallest pipecleaner they can find
24. \*\*\*\[***5:03 PM***\]\*\*\*and stick it up their urethra
25. \*\*\*\[***5:03 PM***\]\*\*\*every day
26. \*\*\*\[***5:03 PM***\]\*\*\*and then increase the size once every three days
27. \*\*\*\[***5:04 PM***\]\*\*\*and then look at the results after a year
28. \*\*\*\[***5:04 PM***\]\*\*\*and then piss out fucking niagra falls
29. \*\*\*\[***5:04 PM***\]\*\*\*and then get a new gay boy friend
30. \*\*\*\[***5:05 PM***\]\*\*\*and then join the kkk
31. \*\*\*\[***5:05 PM***\]\*\*\*and then leave the kkk (on official leave, of course)
32. \*\*\*\[***5:05 PM***\]\*\*\*and then join the kkk again
33. \*\*\*\[***5:05 PM***\]\*\*\*and then make their micro penis gay boyfriend fuck their giant cockhole
34. \*\*\*\[***5:05 PM***\]\*\*\*and then kill themselves
35. \*\*\*\[***5:06 PM***\]\*\*\*and then come back to life
36. \*\*\*\[***5:06 PM***\]\*\*\*and then die
37. \*\*\*\[***5:06 PM***\]\*\*\*because they had more
38. \*\*\*\[***5:06 PM***\]\*\*\*they
39. \*\*\*\[***5:06 PM***\]\*\*\*because they had too much estrogen
40. \*\*\*\[***5:06 PM***\]\*\*\*and the es
41. \*\*\*\[***5:06 PM***\]\*\*\*and the estorgen
42. \*\*\*\[***5:07 PM***\]\*\*\*the estrogen replaced their blood
43. \*\*\*\[***5:07 PM***\]\*\*\*and then shoot up 12 geologically unlinked schools in the span of 14 seconds
44. \*\*\*\[***5:07 PM***\]\*\*\*and then illegally immigrate
45. \*\*\*\[***5:07 PM***\]\*\*\*no
46. \*\*\*\[***5:08 PM***\]\*\*\*emigrate back to afghanistan
47. \*\*\*\[***5:08 PM***\]\*\*\*and tyhen leave the kkk
48. \*\*\*\[***5:08 PM***\]\*\*\*because the’re black
49. \*\*\*\[***5:08 PM***\]\*\*\*and we hate \*\*\*\*\*\*\*
50. \*\*\*\[***5:09 PM***\]\*\*\*hold on brb my mommy made me some cookies and milk
51. \*\*\*\[***5:16 PM***\]\*\*\*back
52. \*\*\*\[***5:16 PM***\]\*\*\*and then legally change their name to \*\*\*\*\*\*hater213 (edited)
53. \*\*\*\[***5:17 PM***\]\*\*\*and then (re)join the taliban
54. \*\*\*\[***5:17 PM***\]\*\*\*and then piss in a jar again
55. \*\*\*\[***5:17 PM***\]\*\*\*and then kill
56. \*\*\*\[***5:17 PM***\]\*\*\*and the eat a fat cock
57. \*\*\*\[***5:17 PM***\]\*\*\*and then delete their twitter account
58. \*\*\*\[***5:18 PM***\]\*\*\*and then reinstate it
59. \*\*\*\[***5:18 PM***\]\*\*\*and then sue twitter for bieng racist
60. \*\*\*\[***5:18 PM***\]\*\*\*and then lose the lawsuit
61. \*\*\*\[***5:18 PM***\]\*\*\*because they’re going against a billion-dollar companny
62. \*\*\*\[***5:19 PM***\]\*\*\*and then go into massive debt
63. and then get permabanned of my realms server
64. \*\*\*\[***5:19 PM***\]\*\*\*and then die
65. \*\*\*\[***5:19 PM***\]\*\*\*and then say the n word on live television
66. \*\*\*\[***5:21 PM***\]\*\*\*and then ingest copious amounts of WMDs
67. \*\*\*\[***5:21 PM***\]\*\*\*and then fucking explode
68. \*\*\*\[***5:21 PM***\]\*\*\*and then invent time travel
69. \*\*\*\[***5:21 PM***\]\*\*\*and then get a boner watching themselves turn into a fetus
70. \*\*\*\[***5:21 PM***\]\*\*\*and then legally rape themself
71. \*\*\*\[***5:22 PM***\]\*\*\*and then initiate an irreversible chemical process which turns their penile tissue into actual wood
72. \*\*\*\[***5:23 PM***\]\*\*\*and then live the rest of their life with a painful boner
73. \*\*\*\[***5:23 PM***\]\*\*\*and ass cancer
74. \*\*\*\[***5:23 PM***\]\*\*\*and aids
75. \*\*\*\[***5:23 PM***\]\*\*\*because they’re gay
76. \*\*\*\[***5:23 PM***\]\*\*\*and then eat a fat cock
77. \*\*\*\[***5:23 PM***\]\*\*\*and then casually take a piece of random wood off their pelvic area
78. \*\*\*\[***5:24 PM***\]\*\*\*and then realize its their penis
79. \*\*\*\[***5:24 PM***\]\*\*\*and then realize they have to do the pipe cleaner thing again
80. \*\*\*\[***5:24 PM***\]\*\*\*and then buy the smallest pipe cleaner they can find
81. \*\*\*\[***5:24 PM***\]\*\*\*and stick it up their urethra
82. \*\*\*\[***5:24 PM***\]\*\*\*every single day
83. \*\*\*\[***5:25 PM***\]\*\*\*and then increase the size once every three days
84. \*\*\*\[***5:25 PM***\]\*\*\*and then look at the results after a year
85. \*\*\*\[***5:25 PM***\]\*\*\*and then realize they have caused their penis to become even more slanted
86. \*\*\*\[***5:26 PM***\]\*\*\*and then blow a hole out the side of their cock
87. \*\*\*\[***5:26 PM***\]\*\*\*because of how slanted it was
88. \*\*\*\[***5:27 PM***\]\*\*\*and because they held their piss for a year
89. \*\*\*\[***5:27 PM***\]\*\*\*and also because they had a massive cockhole
90. \*\*\*\[***5:27 PM***\]\*\*\*and then \[actual fucking address\]