Story time 🕛🕛 sick horror freaks 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️ so basically I was in class listening to mortician ❤️❤️ and my headphones got unplugged 😩😩 and it played chainsaw dismemberment out loud 🔊🔊 so anyway it was playing out loud and all the sick horror freaks 👭 👭 were completely vibing to it 💏💏 and they were like OOOOUUUGH 🔪🔪 ☠️☠️ and i was gonna say something back when a poser 🤮🤮 approached me and said 🗣️🗣️ “uh mortician is so cringe why don’t you listed to gojira?” 🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK 🧐🧐 and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said “you dumb ignorant POSER will rahmer liter ally saved my life 🙏🙏 i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn’t get me tickets to whisky a go go 👴👴 and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and will rose up from it 🧖‍♀️🧖‍♀️ and he said “put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful 💣💣 ” and then he left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path 🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide” he then was like I won’t allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 🧞‍♂️🧞‍♂️ in the shape of corey taylors foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan 👹👹 well i wasn’t going to let blasphemy 😡😡 go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell 🔙🔙 and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was will 🤩🤩 he said “i am allah and i was disguised as will to give hope to all poser disposers” 😜😜 but then i felt an evil force rising 😳😳 it was joe duplantier 😲😲 he said “flying whale fly to your mom house to have sex with her” 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ and then allah and joe fought and of course allah won 😉😉 and spread World peace ✌️✌️ so anyway that’s the TEA sick horror freaks ☕☕ stay tuned for my death metal demo tape 💄💄 giveaway 🎉🎉 and remember praise allah everyday 🤗