Hello dear redditors.

This probably wont get any views but, fuck it, i wanted to share.

Cast of characters of the shit-show that is life:

LF – lesbian friend

EM – a 40 yr old grunt

OP – optional poster (JK you know who it is)

So basically ill keep it brief. I am 13, bisexual male. I have yet to confess to my mom and bro but i have time. A month ago (before corona-crap and isolation: emotional devastation) i was catching up with a girl i used to date in the fifth grade. Consider “date” as a term loose as spaghetti since we were in 5th grade after all. WE were in a park on a weird kind of construct which was basically and elevated plateau, lying down. We got chatting and she said to me how she already confessed to her fam and considered me a close friend. I was her first Bf and ex after all. She confessed how we broke up bcuz she was in a phase of denying she was lesbian and to “prove it” to herself she wasn’t. Basically the fact we broke up is bcuz she realised she was gay and yknow she couldn’t date a BOY if she was. I said it was ok and that i was really happy for her. We got chatting about the LGBTQ+ community and how we realised we were a part of it.

Then came the fuckin “may i speak to your manager” haircut having, tear inducing, 4 kids having, entitled grunt of a Karen. She had her daughter in tow. She looked about 15, kinda hot.

K: “Im sorry, why are you speaking of sinners?”

LF: “Umm. we are talking about gay people… Wouldn’t call them sinners”

K: “They are gay! They have sinned and should burn in hell! You aren’t one of them, are you sweetie”

OP: “Dont call her sweetie, bitch. Besides, how dare you call gay people sinners? Got your dreams crushed bcuz your man crush monday turned out to like D in stead of B double o B?”

I get really pissy when someone is homophobic. I can’t stand anti-gay asshats.

Basically Karen went fuckin berserk. Jesus christ, you shoulda seen it. Ill admit i was keeping a poker face but inside i was laughing my ass off thinking “how can someone be this level of gay intolerance”

After a few minutes she said some shit about how were poisoning her child and shit like that. LF was texting someone who i didn’t know but when the EM’s daughter’s phone rang, it clicked.

LF got herself a GF a few months ago. It was the EM’s daughter.

LF whispered to me: “when you see my signal, just walk away with us.”

I had a grin the size of east texas.

What ensued next was a power move level 1000000. Em’s daughter walked away from EM to hug and KISS LF on the mouth. EM’s daughter said to her mom: “BTW mom, im gay. See you at dinner!”

We walked away, talking about the situation while EM stood there, jaw on the floor.

Its good to be bi, but even better to have gay friends who stand up for the LGBTQ+ community. Dont know who will see this. Probably no one but if you do, thanks for reading.