god i am so horny for the apple emoji it doesn’t make any sense. they have no right making something so sexually pleasing without ANY sort of follow up. just going to drop the hottest fucking emoji known to mankind and… leave it there. it’s so dissatisfying. do you think they have apple emoji rule 34? i doubt it. nobody else is as enlightened on the situation as i am. they will never understand how hard I get whenever i think of it making that blessed face at me. they will never understand what it would be like to make the apple emoji make that face. they will never understand anything. but that doesn’t matter. if nobody else is willing to imagine themselves pegging the apple emoji, i will. I’ll do it, for the sake of everyone out there.