Happy fWHOREth of July 🇺🇸💥 you SLUTTY 🍆💦 AmeriCUNTS! 🇺🇸 On this day 📅 in 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣, the DADDIES 👴🏻🍆 of our nation 🇺🇸 got DRIPPY 💦💦 together & DICKlared 📜 our Independence 💪🏼🇺🇸 from those COCK BLOCKING 🚫🍆❌ Brits!! 🇬🇧☕️ Today 👫 we celebrate 🎉 by waving 👋our flag 🇺🇸 praising 🙌 red 🔴 LIPS, white ⚪️ CUM💦 & blue BALLS! 🔵 So BROS 💪🏽👬🇺🇸, guzzle 😮 down 😮 those beers 🍻 and GRILL 🍳those juicy 🥩MEATS🌭 cuz you’re about to POP those💥fireworks💥 like you’ll POP that PUSSY! 💪🏽🙀 And Ladies👯‍♀️👯‍♀️, Pledge 🙏🏼 Allegiance 🙏🏼to that COCK 🙌🏻 and RIDE your man 💦RAW💦 like he’s 🐎 Paul Revere!🤘🏽🇺🇸YEEHAW! 🤠 👅 LICK 👅 his LIBERTY 🍭 LOLLIPOP 🍭😉 and 🤸🏿SPREAD 🤸🏿THOSE 🤸🏿LEGS 🤸🏾😱 to GET ⏩ RAMMED ⏩ 😮 as HARD as 🏔MOUNT RUSHMORE!🏔🇺🇸 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ PATRIOTIC PUSSIES 🇺🇸😹 in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds ⏱ to get Lady Liberty’s 🗽 GREEN TITTIES 🗽 in your face tonight! 🇺🇸😈😍