EVERYONE, IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG QUILLY DICK OUT AND PISSED ON MY WIFE. AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS *THIS BIG* AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING. SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT ON MY TWITTER DOT COM PAGE, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. *explosion* THATS RIGHT BABY. TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. THATS RIGHT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH WITH MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA GO FOR THE EARTH, IM GONNA GO HIGHER. IM PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAY OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT. YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPPPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I FUCKING PISS ON YOU TOO.