Cock and ball torture is under attack, the left is trying to destroy cock and ball torture for everyone. I’m sure you’re wondering, what’s the big deal? Cock and ball torture is not only pleasuring but it also lines up with Judeo-Christian values. There is no penetration involved, only stretching your balls. There fore no sex is involved therefore cock and ball torture is good and moral. However, the left is trying to stop that. I like dipping my balls into the McDonald’s Ice Cream machine but the left is trying to stop me, and all of you, from doing that. According to the left, cock and ball torture is wrong. Now I’m sure you’re wondering, what’s the deal with cock can ball torture? Let me make one thing clear, there is no greater pleasure in my life than having my balls stretched. Many people would agree. You’d only need to look as far as one of my best friends. So next time someone tries to stop you from having your saggy balls twisted by the Wendy’s slushie machine just know its perfectly aligned under God’s morals.