**Object Class:** Euclid
**Description:** This SCP is an anomalous bottle of lotion, it weighs 3 pounds and constantly seeps the lotion. It has the memetic effect of causing any who are horny to desire to use it upon their genitals. Any who use it on their genitals feel intense pleasure and spontaneously orgasm violently multiple times, this causes instant dehydration and death similar to mummification. It affects both genders. It shows the ability to lube objects which negates friction upon the surface, The effect lasts 4 hours until ceasing. When applied to objects, the memetic effect does not occur in the lubed area.
**Special Containment Procedures:** It is to be locked in a hermetically sealed container made of rubber. And locked in a containment unit. Three armed guards are required for testing this object. Any access to this object requires the personnel not be aroused.
**AMMENDUM-A:** After Incident-███ testing now requires a single plate of steel to be placed over the door to stop any D Class moving through the door hinges and escaping.
**Additional Notes:** Any technical personnel are not to use this to lube squeaking hinges. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use this to make a slipping slide across the site, nor is he allowed within 15 meters of the containment in general.