so i was walking outside on a partly cloudy day, and saw my friend on the sidewalk with a little stand set up. i walked over and it said “n word passes $3.00.” now, he’s white. he’s a cracker. i walked up to him and said “can you sell those? you’re white.” he said, “yeah i got em from a black guy at a bar.” so he showed me how much he had. he had like 5,000. Just at that moment, I had a plan. i was going to come back later tonight. (it was a pretty complex stand, so he said he was keeping it up over night.) i was going to steal them. well, night came, and i fell asleep. so the next day, i waited until he went inside, and then stuffed a bunch in my pants, i grabbed as many as i could hold in my hands and started to run, well, he was right behind me and chased me down. he flat-tired me, then went for my pants. he pulled my shorts right off, luckily, i was wearing my navy blue boxers. i grabbed my pants in my hands, running as fast i can, (i easily outran him, because i’m an athlete, and pretty muscular.) n word pass slips flying out of my hands as i ran. i hurdled a stroller, which i’ve never been able to hurdle anything that high before. i was hopping fences, and stopped at a real high fence, and my friend got rig behind me, and blasted me with a water gun, soaking almost all of the n word passes. i had one dry one, and i ran, my hair was flying everywhere, and i finally got in my house. locked the door, and barricaded it. i ran to my copier, and started copying them. so if you live in my neighborhood, you might have a bunch of n word passes in your yard