You walked up to him and were like: “Here you go, fucking 50gr for you for your beer.” and he was like “Beeeeeer, fucking beer men I buy bread” and you said “Let me eat the inside and then pour soup inside of it for you so it is better and we both get profit” and he was like “But I want the bread I am very hungry” and you were like “But I want too and I’m giving to you the 50gr for a good cause” and he was like “Ok good now I get bread inside and you can keep the shell for the soup” and you were like “Fair enough mr, I will let you off the hook this time, but the next time around, when I give you the 50gr again, you give me the inside and keep the soup” and he was like “Ok but only good soup, what soup?” and you were like “Żurek” and he was like “Ok give me the soup” and then you ate the inside of the bread and you both were happy but you didn’t get the shell of the bread so the homeless won.

They always win.