So power scaling is a concept where you fit a strong guy against another strong guy using story elements in order to determine odds. Like Goku fought Frieza, and he beat him. But then Krillin got killed by Frieza, so Goku’s stronger than Krillin. And Naruto can’t blow up a planet. But Frieza could. And Goku beat Frieza. Thus Goku can blow up a planet, thus Goku can beat Naruto. And JoJo works the same way. You see so Jotaro killed DIO. But then Jotaro got beat by a rat so 「The Ratt」 could beat DIO. But you know what 「The Ratt」will get beat by? Flies. Or other bugs categorized in the insectoral class. Like fleas, who did, oh, just a little something. Nothing too big. Just a little unimportant thing called the BUBONIC PLAGUE. Which worked by infecting rats, which then infected the food supply in the streets of big cities, which then infected the people and m u r d e r e d t h e m b y t h e m a s s. And JoJo was a world of science. What the fuck? Just like Dragon Ball a-and Naruto. So, it works. It just works. And you know who’s got flies all around them? This little midget guy, with his stand 「Super Fly」. He could fly to the rats and just kill him with the Bubonic Plague. This guy’s stand is invincible. Except for the fact that he lost. But that was only because he was in an airplane. It was close quarters. And flies can’t fly in airplanes. C’mon. So thus, because of the factoring, the airplane is the strongest character. But you know what’s better than an airplane? A FUCKING SPACE SHIP. Now who rode one of those? Pucci. But Pucci ain’t that strong. He got beat by a child. You know who else got beat by a child? Yoshikage Kira. -Well actually the ambulance killed him- But that’s not saying much cuz Kira also almost lost to a fucking cat plat. But you know who killed that (and without even trying)? Shinobu Kawajiri. Now Shinobu is a woman, and she was written in 19-uh, seve-94. And back then all women in JoJo, and really all women and Shonen, sucked. Like, there wasn’t a competent women at all in these stories. All they were were lovesick Doo-Doo heads. They were all written for the tender audience of ten-year-old boys. So basically, all women in JoJo fucking suck! Until, until Araki met his wife in 199- (I can’t I couldn’t find this on the Internet) and he realized that he was an evil sexist. So he made 「Kiss」. Look at these fucking STATS! But think about it. Pre-19-uh, whatever women were awful. A fucking woman couldn’t even handle having a stand, but a rat could? A fucking woman couldn’t even beat Kars and everybody can beat Kars! Yeah I watch JoJo YouTubers. I’m a JoJo Intellectual. A fucking German could be Kars, and they lose everything! I bet even 「The Lock」 could beat cars. Hey, I can make a 15 minute video about that. Get a hundred thousand views, easy pickins and no one else is doing it. Well where does that put us.. Oh Yeh! Yoshikage Kira is thus below a rat. Then again cats are better than rats and if A>B and B<C th-then, uh, uh, B or … no A, A is… or.. A-A is… is better than C. I mean it makes sense to me. If rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, thus, Heh, rock beats paper. So cat beats rat and rat beats Kira who also g-got beat by an ambulance and then the cat got killed by a woman. Thus, wait… wait but then I watched Tom and Jerry a-and the rat, the rat, the rat was better than the cat. So what now? Oh god, this is so confusing… BUT WAIT. So Shinobu i-if we’re using the 1995 Marriage Fallacy, must be a f-4th… 4th dimensional… Universal… Universal Studios. Cuz Kira lept through time and a Araki always says, “Only a stand user can beat stand users.” So the next question is, “Who can beat Shinobu?” Well it’s obvious, Kakyoin! He doesn’t even need to fight. He could just use his charms. All the fangirls love him or… or want him to be gay. I-it’s really hard to tell. Also Kakyoin likes the mommies, so he’ll tap that pussy the second he sees Mommy Milky Titty Girl. Or maybe only if he sees the kid. Maybe that’s what he’s attracted to, being a responsible parent. Like Yoshikage Kira! I dunno. But then he’ll do her so hard that she’ll love him a million times over and he’ll become Hayato’s new dad. So, uh, so, Kakyoin’s the strongest. Too bad he FUCKING DIED. But wait a minute. Kakyoin got killed by DIO, and DIO lost to Jotaro, who lost the rats and cats eat mice (or maybe not). S-so, Shinobu could… could beat a rat. And Remi- wait, why is Remi here? She fucking ghosted Kira. Oh God have we got in a circle? Nah cuz… cuz it was a technicality, an act 3 Fallacy cuz Kakyoin was tired from being a Gamer. “Yo, fuck this shit.” Don’t Question Me. So Darby Jr. is the champ of the chumps. He’s the strongest. But he couldn’t even beat old, cheating-ass Joseph, who loves Avdol, whose fucking dead too. And he beat Ultimate Kars (Who cares tho?) and also beat up a bunch of brown women. Y’know who else is a brown woman? The sexy little girl… and Hermes! And she’s FUCKING JACKED. LOOK AT HER STATS! Thus, old Joseph was Thanos-with-Infinity-Gauntlet Tier. But there’s one thing old Joseph could never beat. And that’s fucking old age. Unlike other characters who can control time, like, (oh fuck) DIO, any vampire and then the time people like Pucci, Kira, Ringo, Diavolo- OH DIAVOLO YEAH! He could beat Joseph. He can murder all those fucking nigglets, like Polnareff. But Polnareff is the main character Part 3. How could the main character lose? I don’t get it. Naruto never loses. One Piece never loses. How come he died? Oh cuz he’s a cripple. Yeah, they never win. But even Diavolo couldn’t beat the fair and balanced 「Golden Experience Requiem」 .「Golden Experience Requiem」never loses. \[thunk\] Oh. That didn’t do nothing. 「Golden Experience Requiem」sucks. I guess DIO really was the strongest JoJo character. I mean there’s, like, 10 of them. I-it’s statistics. The odds are in his favor. But only one of them doesn’t suck. Except that, to get max IV Ditto, you got to do all these steps. So, it’s like, the fights in JoJo are up to circumstance. Like speed, intelligence, and, most importantly, contrived luck and sheer convenience. **Oh** *wait*, no. But that’s not so! Cuz Power Scaling. It’s all about sheer strength and feats. That’s very important. Science. Scientific. With logic a-and reason… established by the rules of the universe. Like JoJo beating Ultimate DIO \[Chaos Ensues\]