i tried donating blood for meth money but they wouldn’t accept me because i was tweaking at the time and have a rare blood type that nobody’s ever seen. they said i have cum instead of plasma. they wanted to forcefully do genetic researching on my blood but i wouldn’t let them so i slithered my fat greasy naked body out of the restrainers grips and now i live in a decrepit repurposed shack in the woods where they can’t find me. they are still looking for me.