\>13th birthday party supposed to happen wednesday
\>mom got in a car accident
\>not seriously hurt but spends the night at the hospital for observation
\>party cancelled
\>that saturday
\>playing vidya in my room
\>mom lets me know dad and her are gonna pick up my bro from a friend’s
\>says they’ll be back in 30 minutes, asks me to do the dishes before they get back
\>5 minutes later I go downstairs
\>jerk off on dad’s massage chair
\>walk to the kitchen to wash the cum off my hands
\>within 10 seconds of washing my hands
\>’SURPRISE’
\>my extended family and friends were all waiting at the basement for a surprise party, can hear the faucet from the basement, so they waited for me to do the dishes
\>stood there naked with bits of cum still dripping from my dick
\>everyone started in shock
\>my grandma(!!) walked over and put a jacket over me
\>jacket fell off and hanged off my dick
\>everyone burst out laughing
\>dad:’at least you’ll have a story to tell’
/r9k/