The small Asian penis myth was obviously invented by butthurt white men who were tired of being cuckolded by superiorly endowed Asian men. Now the reason that Asian men are superiorly endowed is because something known as the BAC gene, which stands for Big Asian cock. The BAC gene originates in the original Mongoloids, the Mongols. The Mongols were known as the greatest horse riders in all of history. This is because their BACs were so big, they even made horse dicks look miniscule in comparison. When the horses realized how huge the Mongols’ BACs were, the horses developed a profound sense of respect and loyalty to their Mongol riders because with dicks that huge, it was clear the Mongols were true alpha males and born leaders. The BACs of the Mongols were what won them the love and adoration from all the women in the countries they visited. As soon as the women in Russia, Poland, Bulgaria, Serbia, Hungary, Turkey, Persia, and the Abbasid Caliphate heard rumors of the Mongols’ BACs, they were eager to try one for themselves, and when the rumors proved to be true, their told their friends who in turn told their friends. Eventually, the Mongols yellowed the entire gene pool of all these countries because as the women in countries that fell victim to Mongol conquest can tell you, “Once you go Asian, that’s all you’ll be cravin’.” The jealous male counterparts of these women quickly realized that their women could no longer be satisfied by their miniscule manhoods once they experienced a BAC. So they realized their genetic heritages were at stake, and they had to curtail the extraordinary sexual prowess of BACs.

The Mongol Empire, which was built by sexual conquest, was finally stopped in Europe when cuckolded yet creative white men came up the concept of “White Man’s Bullshit.” White men in power control what information becomes public knowledge, and if they hid the truth of the BAC from their women, they would never be sexually colonized by a BAC and could still be satisfied with miniscule white manhoods. Now, I know what you’re saying. There a lot of white guys with big dicks. You see many well hung white guys in porn. But here’s something you might not have noticed. If you look very closely at a white guy with a big dick, you can see that his dick is actually slighly more yellow than the rest of his body. I want to call these guys 1 Percenters because they are 1% Asian and all that Asian went to their dick. Hence, they are white men with Asian cocks. All of these 1 percenters are decented from a Mongolian man who knocked up a European woman. The Mongols knocked up many Nordic and Slavic women, so it is not uncommon to see 1 percenters who look very white and have blond hair and blue eyes yet have a big yellow dick. So eventually the progress of the Mongol Empire was stopped in Europe when white men were able to keep the truth about BACs hidden from their women by lying to them and saying their tiny white dicks were bigger than the Mongols’.

But because pure 100% white men still possess miniscule manhoods, these “White Man’s Bullshit” techniques are still very much in use today by white men. Not only do they obsess over Asian dicks and constantly tell small dick jokes about Asian men and their go-to insult for Asian men is always about their dicks, obviously because they fear the unmatched power of BACs, they even try to associate any small white penis with Asian men. The most typical white man these days is probably The Amazing Atheist. He’s very white looking, has blond hair, and basically looks like a pig except a million times uglier. Like all other white neckbeard racists, he likes to use small dick jokes to put down Asians except his miniscule manclit was exposed with that degenerate banana video which can only be described the most horrific sight in all of human history. I couldn’t bear to see it, but from all reports, his 1 milimeter long manclit appears to be as pink as a pig’s skin, which confirms his 100% whiteness. Yet, now down to his resort and still wanting to insult Asians due to the typical white neckbeard’s undying loyalty to maintaining white privilege by tearing down minorities, he uses “White Man’s Bullshit” to say something like he’s 1% Asian and all that Asian is his dick. Obviously, this is a twisted, agenda-driven inversion of the truth. He has to cover for all other the 100% pure white neckbeards with miniscule manhoods to keep the charade going. He actually has a big dick for a pure white neckbeard because most of theirs are innies and are actually negative in measurement. Literal manginas in other words.

Despite being virtually dickless, the ingenuity of white men is impressive. By manipulating data and self-reporting sources, they were able to create an illusion that white dicks are not miniscule compared to BACs. By using measurements of erect 1 percenters to represent white males and flaccid BACs (and of course Asian men grow the most from erection because they originate from the coldest climate so BACs are forced to shrink when flaccid to avoid frostbite which in turns makes BACs much harder because of the increased amount of blood needed to maintain an erection which makes for even greater stimulation for their female partners), white males were able to successfully create deep-seated subliminal connotations against BACs to protect themselves from another Asian horde conquering their women all based on self-serving white male propaganda.

As someone who is half Asian and half white, I am well aware of what truly determines whether or not you have a large manhood. If your manhood is yellow, it is always large because it means you are Asian from the waist down. If your manhood is pink and effeminate, it is always tiny because it means you are white from the waist down.

All I can say is thank God I’m Asian from the waist down. Though I can only imagine how much bigger my cock would be if I didn’t have all his white blood weighing my manhood down. I could have been the next Genghis Khan and impregnated entire continents.