I had this uncle, and I thought he was a nice guy, he seemed like a nice guy. He would buy me presents and take me to Chuck E Cheese. But one day he took me to his car and said, “let’s play the no clothes game. For every slice of Chuck E Cheese pizza you ate take off an article of clothing.” So I took off my shirt and my pants, but he said more, more. Then he took me to the backseat and said, “ya know how you play wack a mole, do it again, just do it on my ding dong this time”