So today I was gaming, beating minorities as usual while sipping some mountain dew and chicken tendies. Then I heard a notification, it was from google classroom. My professor gave me an assignment, It was a 3 question multiple choice answer about the quality of the class. I was furious, why would he give such a cruel and long boring assignment? Maybe if it was about video games or the internet I would have gladly done it.

So as a master hacker and gamer, I injected a virus into the pdf and sent it to my proffessor. He didnt know that in the pdf file was a virus that I paid 30$ for. A day later he opened the pdf file and his computer shut down, I got his bank account and spent it all on fortnite skins and reddit coins. The professor THEN REPORTED me to the school for injecting a virus. I was arrested for federal crimes including Unauthorized System Access, possessing child pornography, malware and credit card fraud

AMIA the asshole?