Method 1 – Spray Bidet

* Spray the water onto your asshole
* Soap is optional
* Wipe your ass dry with some paper towel

Method 2 – Fancy Bidets

* Just work it out its not tht hard
* Seat warmers for the expensive ones r rlly cool

Method 3 (CONTROVERSIAL IG) – Pail, Bucket, Watering hose thingy

* Set up a bucket of water near ur toilet
* Pick up the water using a pail (if u use a watering hose u an skip this step)
* Pour the water onto your ass (make sure the water flow is large so u won’t just smear ur poop around)
* You can use soap (unscented) if you want
* Dry your ass with some paper towel
* Wash your hands thoroughly (make sure you do it with antibacterial soap)

Method 4 – Shower

* Don’t do it its gross
* But it u have to, its the same as method 1

TIPS

* Flush the toilet before you wash!!!!
* Wipe your ass before cleaning for maximum results
* If you can’t wash your ass, use wet wipes (make sure it contains no alcohol or fragrance)
* When using a spray bidet, dont spray it directly INTO your asshole (do it at an angle)! it hurts!

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