oh wow, you’re hilarious. Not only have you just made every single person who read your post laugh, but you have managed to completely roast me into oblivion. No joke that I have heard has ever been remotely comparable to the original and clever work of comedy that you just crafted, and I will never be able to regain my dignity, as you have completely destroyed any semblance of quality that my life may have previously presented. But seriously though, I’m sure you’re not just calling me a “simp” because you are so insecure about yourself that you now have resorted to using a meaningless buzzword in order to ‘insult’ those who are either horny, or maybe even more outgoing and generally redeemable than you. You’re obviously using that word that has been overused so much in the past week or so that has already managed to lose the little meaning it did have in the first place because simply complimenting a woman makes someone a simp and you’re just trying to educate me on the fact that complimenting people is a bad thing and people should be looked down upon for doing so.