I have not seen the sun in years. As I type this I reside in my mother’s basement, my crushing fat ass glued to the steal in front of the computer. My intected, dirty, and crusty flesh literally melded and fused with the swivel chair I refer to as “the gamer chair”. Drool drips from my mouth as I stare at the screen, as I have been doing for ages and ages. It is completely dark inside of my bedroom aside from the glow of my computer screen. It has been years since I have seen sunlight, since I have seen the outside. I sit completely naked other than a diaper, and I do nothing except for post on reddit. I get in arguments with people the comments which last for hours. Neither myself or my opponent ever end up convicted. Them because they are too stupid and close minded to understand what I am saying, and me because I am obviously right. There are cobwebs in between my sweaty, hairy, nacho chip crumb encrusted armpits, and I think there is mold growing on my back, but it does not matter to me now. The only things that matter now are internet debates, making fun of the Instagram and snapchat normies with fellow redditors, upvoting hilarious Elon Musk reddit wholesome memes, and moderating my discord servers. As I do this I continue to get crustier and moldier. Showers are a foreign concept to me, and I do not take them. I do not even remember what a shower or the sun looks like anymore. I am pretty sure if ever I were to be exposed to sunlight, I would die. I do not care tho, for the only thing I need to do is to post on reddit, and keep on posting reddit until the day I die.