Why I’m pro-abortion

**WHY I’M PRO ABORTION: MY STORY**

Every single night I break into my local Planned Parenthood clinic and raid the room where they keep all the aborted fetuses in jars. I open each jar and take a long whiff before downing shot after shot of embryonic fluid and other chemicals. I just can’t help myself xD. After I clean out all the jars, I swallow the fetuses whole as they’re a good source of protein and vitamins. I have every STD imaginable from Herpes to HIV, but it’s all totally worth it to guzzle down that sweet sweet birth juice. I’m planning on applying for a job there for easier access to more delicious samples. Thank you for reading my story.