Dude wow ha-ha. Funny. But actually you’re wrong. Dominos Pizza clearly “out-pizza”d the hut. Only at Dominos can you get a large 3 topping pizza or medium 3 topping pan pizza for $7.99. Only at Dominos can you get the infamous “Mix & Match” deal, any 2 items for only $5.99. ONLY at Dominos can you get Tate’s Chicken. ONLY at Dominos can you get the wonderful “St. Jude Meal Deal” which is an assortment of delicious foods for only $19.99, which INCLUDES a $1.00 donation to the St. Jude charity. ONLY at Dominos will your pizza get to you FRESH out THE OVEN with the newest most innovative technology, the DXP. The hottest and sexiest car on the market, coated in amazing Dominos logos and classic de- signs, this hot rod will have you on the edge of your seat. The DXP is not your average run-of-the-mill pizza delivery car. The DXP is a heavily modified Chevrolet Spark, sporting a 1.2-liter four-cylinder engine pumping out a WHOPPING 84 horsepower. The sound of that might make you all hot and bothered, but not as hot as the pizzas (and other delicious foods) inside the DXP. Inside, the changes are even more transformative. All the seats except the driver’s have been removed and replaced by specially built plastic trays and holders that can accommodate up to 80 pizzas. The left rear passenger door has been removed, and in its place is a 140-degree pizza-warming oven with an exterior access door that raises above the roof at the touch of a key fob. The oven can fit four pizzas, and when the oven door is up, a puddle light with the Domino’s logo illuminates the area to the DXP’s side, showing the driver what they might be accidentally stepping in. So tell me, Mr. Pizza Hut dude. Doesn’t it sound like Dominos is “out-pizza”ing the Hut?