It was an unfortunate Monday. I checked my account balance and it was looking like jamb score

I was so broke that I started looking for giveaways on Twitter, I commented 100 times but dem still no pick me 😭

Then I posted on my WhatsApp status that Enugbe. 😪
I got a message notification from my friend, Emeka

He said he has a gig for me and the pay is 200k
Omo I was yessss I’m in! E mi ni Ryan Giggs I’m down for any gig 😭

He said that it’s for a porn job o that will I be up for it?
I told him that I am up and down for it, all the Johnny sins and Mia Khalifa I’ve been watching can’t go to waste

Then he said they’re shooting a threesome scene today around 5pm and I should be at Lekki by then

Threesome??? Omo!!!
I told him I’ll be there around 4:30. Today na today

So I bought, Dongoyaro, Monkey Tail and Alomo bitters, mixed them together with my Viagra.
I could feel my heartbeat in my D😩

I got there well prepared and ready to nack the unfortunate girls into a coma 😏

Then the director told me they’ll pay me an extra 100k if I do it without a mask

I told him am I spiderman??? I’ll do it without a mask boos.

He said ok and told me to sign some papers and wait in the room

I signed them with a smile 🙂 and went into the room

I got to the room and was thinking omo these girls go hear an today!

After some minutes, I saw two men walking into the room I was in

I was like ohh, the cameramen. Sucks to be them, watching me knack😌

Then another man walked into the room with a camera, I was ah, three camera men? Why this?

He said he’s the only camera man here and that the two guys are the guys that’ll be knacking me

Ehhhhh????? Nacking who??? I told him that im in the wrong room

He said no that this is the right room, and I shouldn’t waste his time

I said boss man sir, I think there’s been a misunderstanding.
What are you talking about?

Then he said I didn’t read the papers I signed?
Lo and behold, na gay porn wey
Emeka hook me up with😭😭

And the two guys they brought for me were very muscular and huge😭😭

I told the man that even if I signed the papers don’t you value a human life??😭 how can you leave me in this room with these two giant goliaths😭

The way I begged that day eehhhh😭
They told me to pay them 50k for wasting their time

I had to borrow money from people to pay them before they could release me 😭

Till today Emeka is still on the run,
If I catch that boy na Ogun go separate our fight 😭😭😭