I have something really important to say but
before you hear it, I need your full cooperation and no hate 😤.

I’m sexually attracted to Waluigi.

The way he moves, the way he talks. You cannot convince me that there is a being who’s more perfect than the perfect creation himself.

Every night before I go to sleep, I imagine the way I subtly fornicate with him, I imagine as I’m close to reaching an orgasm, he let’s out a nearly silent “wah”. His slender body moving against my hips that so desperately yearns for his body. His athletic body that was designed for tennis. His body against my body.

My parents have threatened to kick me out because of my obsession and love. Why? Because I actually am in love with a perfect creature. Because I actually will care for him and adore him?

SMH, IF YOU DON’T LOVE SOMEONE LIKE I DO THEN WHY YOU GOTTA STOP 🛑 ME???