I’ve become Eren Yeager

Ive become so much like Eren Yeager it’s scary. I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends.
When I look in the mirror I can’t help but say “tatakae, tatakae” (Which means fight in American.) I grew my hair out long because I don’t care so now I have it in a bun and I don’t care what people think so shut the fuck up Hange.
I always leave an wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control.
When I see dogs being taken on walk I get mad at them for not being free like I am.
I can’t have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin.
When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries.
I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.