Just listen to me! I’ve been thinking real hard about eating… ’cause whether or not you’re living a happy life depends on it. That’s why I think this is so important. So, anyway! There are animals that eat meat to survive, right? Like lions, cats, and bald eagles. But you can never order meat of these carnivores at restaurants. WHY? It’s because they taste too nasty to eat! They taste horrible! Yeah? Guys? Cats taste too nasty to eat. You with me? On the other hand, you guys ever heard of sweetfish? Sweetfish don’t eat bugs. They’re herbivores. They only eat algae. Normally, fish guts are all bitter and gross, but if it’s sweetfish, then you can even eat the guts just fine. ‘Cause it’s not a carnivore. So, I thought about it, and it turns out all the meat we like to eat is herbivore meat. Beef, pork, chicken! Give ’em good grass, and they taste even better. So, the conclusion humans eat meat, so they taste gross! Well? What do you think of my idea? Those horror novels and stuff all tell you how human flesh tastes, but it’s all made up!

 
 
I… I eat more veggies and fruits more than meat though.

 
 
GYAHAH! You might taste pretty good, then!

 
 
Narancia, don’t encourage him!