my name is sir epic the 3rd, i go by the title of the small wanged warrior every day i pwn noobs on fortnite with my dorito encrusted finger nails destroying noobs K/D left and right, becoming a well known shinobi in the titlted lands one time my mother came into my room, and unplugged my xbox and DEMANDED i get a job I refused to listen to her that night and continued owning n00bs later that week we lost the house i live in thailand and im using an internet cafe to send this thank you for spreading my message – sir epic the 3rd