I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU WERE A HUMAN, I WOULD TAKE SOME FLEX GLUE, SPRAY IT INSIDE YOUR GENITALS, THEN STICK MY BOOT UP YOUR ASS, FORCING YOU TO CHOOSE BETWEEN GETTING THE CARE YOU DESPERATELY NEED TO PREVENT YOUR GENITALS FROM BEING SEALED FOREVER, OR TAKING MY BOOT OUT OF YOUR ASS BEFORE YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL, PREVENTING THE EMBARRASSMENT OF GOING TO THE ICU WITH THE REMAINS OF MY PERFORATING YOU WITH MY KICK, BUT RISKING THE USE OF YOUR GENITALS FOREVER, YOU POST DELETING PILE OF LOBSTER SEMEN.