I love helicoptering its kinda like what moths do to scare off bats I guess, like me and you we look at nature and history to find simplest solutions to the hardest of problems. I learned this trick after watching a documentary on moths they said “to ward of bats and other predators moths rapidly spin their genitalia to create a disturbance in bats echolocation” I remember this fact and carry on with my life, until my mother came in my room and started saying “You little shit head you’re 29 years old and still watching hentai and throwing your cum socks every where” day after day nonstop. Then I remembered that quote about moths and their ability to ward of bats by spinning their genitalia, so then I waited for my mothers next attack I sat on my desk like a powerful gargoyle keeping perfectly still not making a sound, then finally after 10 minutes and 46 seconds the door knob wiggled and shook the door slowly opened and I saw her eyes, I jumped and glided across the room like a vulture and landed near on top of her. And then with a burst of all my might and energy I screeched as loud as I could rapidly spinning my genitals. With all the fear in in her soul she quickly darted out of my den and never once entered again. Perhaps she finally realized my true final power and ran away quivering in fear, but I can assure you that the helicocker is the most powerful move you can bring to this earth. Another example of the helicock before my and your time is actually in the bible but sadly it was lost though to many, many miss translations in (Exodus 14:21) Moses did not split the Red Sea with his staff but with his shaft doing the helicocker with the help of gods almighty power. So me and you did not come up with the helicocker its been passed on through out thousands of years from one man to another waiting for someone to use its full potential. Its almost human nature to helicocker maybe it can lead use to a beautiful future if harnessed correctly, a world of a clean helicocker energy, no need for weapons, world peace from helicocker events. Spread this word more my friend live up to helicockering as some day we can achieve my vision. Im glad to hear I wasn’t the only one.