..What the? Gotta go fast. 20 minutes ago, an energy surge knocked down power across the entire pacific north west. This needs someone who could figure out exactly what we’re dealing with. You’re not suggesting who I think you’re suggesting… We have no choice. What the..? Are you in charge here? Yes I a-Nope! I-wrong! I’m in charge! Allow me to clarify. In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level on critical importance the disparity between us is too vast to quantify, agent stone. The doctor thinks your basic. Listen pal, I don’t know if you reali-I’m sorry Major what was your name? Beni-NOBODY CARES!

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