Rorschach’s journal, September 7th, 1989. I was sitting on a rooftop masturbating into my mask when I saw something strange in an office building. There was a guy who was looking at a pencil sharpener weirdly. I was honestly intrigued. Then it all went to shit. He ran at the sharpener, and everyone tried to hold him back, but it wasnt enough. He inserted his penis into it. He sharpened his penis. I don’t know much about what happened to him, but I’ve heard some women talk about a man with a pencil dick. This one woman I asked said that before he cums into their pussies, he yells “I’M GONNA DRAW A DICK IN YOUR VAGINA”. But hey, that’s just a theory. A jewish conspiracy theory.