HELLO I AM RUSSIAN MAN HERE IN YOUR KITCHEN. THANK YOU FOR DOWNLOADING APP, WE APPRECIATE VERY MUCH. ALLOW US TO REPAY SUCH KINDNESS. FIRST WE PLAN TO LAY YOUR MORTHER DOWN ON STOMACH AND WE GIVE HER NICE SIBERIAN MASSAGE JUST LIKE WE DO BACK IN MORTHER RUSSIA. THEN WHEN SHE NICE AND RELAXED WE HELP HER REMOVE CLOTHES WHILE TALKING ABOUT FUTILITY OF CAPITALISM AND THE SPREAD OF MODERN SOCIALISM BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE KEPT VERY WARM. YOUR MORTHER THEN ASKS TO LEARN MORE ABOUT SOCIALISM. LET ME TELL YOU COMRADE SHE ABOUT TO GET BIG LESSON IN SOCIALISM FROM ALL 4 MEN HA HA HA. VLADIMIR SITS DOWN ON SOFA, HE LIKE TO WATCH. DIMITRI TURNS OFF TV AND PETYR TURNS DOWN THE LIGHT. WE ABOUT TO GIVE YOUR MOTHER BIG DOSE OF MORTHER RUSSIA! I GET OUT MY PROJEKTER AND I GO THROUGH ALL 1500 SLIDES OF RISE OF USSR AND THE GLORY OF MORTHER RUSSIA AND HER BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE. YOUR MORTHER NOW CRYING PURE TEARS OF JOY. WE ALL WEEP IN ECSTASY AND THEN ENJOY NICE SEAFOOD DINNER PREPARED BY DIMITRI