The truest mark of a strong heterosexuality is the presence of a strong homosexuality. In being able to freely engage in sexual activities with men, a man establishes the strength of his heterosexuality, in that he proves that his heterosexuality is so powerful that he doesn’t even need to act heterosexual in order to maintain it. Following this logic, those who have never engaged in homosexual intercourse are the most gay, as their heterosexuality is so fragile that they fear sex with other men, lest it shatter their feeble heterosexuality. Thus, gay sex is actually straighter than straight sex.