ppl be like “use your fingernails to open the-“ I can’t becous I eated it all

Imagine caca being stuck under your fingernail and you eat the caca along with your fingernail and you think lowkey it doesn’t taste bad then you start developing a scat fetish and your life spirals out of control and you end up homeless with a caca fetish on the streets where you think to yourself caca is all I have left and caca will never leave my side no matter what I can always count on caca I will eat my fingernails which will turn into caca then I will scratch my caca hole and get caca under my fingernails and then eat my fingernails again a natural cycle no heartbreaks no betrayals nothing complicated just caca and fingernails and you will eventually die slowly poisoning yourself and your caca riddled body would decompose birthing grass which a cow will eat and you yourself would eventually turn into cow caca which would then be turned into fertilisers which would help grow more grass and be eaten by another cow or cows which will then be turned into caca again and the cycle continues… Life is just caca in the end you came from caca and you will return to caca nothing new can come of it