Denial
– “Trump is just a meme candidate. No one would seriously vote for him. It’s just a publicity stunt!”

Anger
– “What the fuck, how can anyone be stupid enough to vote for a bigoted bully with bad hair like Trump!? He’s making a mockery of our political system!

Bargaining
– “H-He’s actually a Democrat in disguise. He’s running to discredit the Republicans and guarantee that Hillary wins…”

Depression
– “I can’t believe that America would seriously elect Donald Trump for president. It’s game over, man. I’m moving to Canada. America is finished.”

Acceptance
– “What do you mean, I’m hired? Even with my useless degree and complete lack of work experience, you say that you can’t fill positions fast enough to keep up with the economic boom under President Trump? Well, I guess America isn’t doomed, but he still has a stupid haircut!

Arousal (Liberal Bonus Stage)
– “YES GOD YES FILL ME WITH YOUR ENORMOUS PATRIARCHAL COCK YOU ARROGANT WHITE HETEROSEXUAL CISGENDERED ALPHA MALE! I’M COMING EVEN FASTER THAN OUR JOBS BACK FROM OVERSEAS!!”