My parents grew up together listening to Toto. For their wedding they walked down the aisle to a Toto song and my sister and I were raised listening to toto. All four of us own Toto merch and we have every single one of their CDs imaginable. I’ve only been to one concert in my whole life and, yup you guessed it, it was a Toto concert. Everywhere I go, Africa follows me. On my birthday I walked into a room and coincidentally Africa started playing. My dad bought me an editing software and the first thing I did was visualize the lyrics to Africa with Google images. There’s a lot of things I’m uncertain about in life, but at least I know for a fact that if you insult Toto in any way around my family, your face is getting beaten in.

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