alr so yesterday i was at mcdonalds enjoy a nice mothafuckin whopper alr then this wierdass punk started to grab his dick then he fuckin jacked the fuck out of it hard as fuck alr then i look at him and he looked at me back. He said “ayo you stupidass little shit what the fuck are you lookin at dwag”i replied with “bruh you’re fuckin jerking off yo 2 inch white fuckin dick bitch why are you looking at me like if im the fuckin weird one” then the horny ass jackin off dude just makes a mad face at me then he fuckin continues to jack off his fuckin dick then he started jackin off the mcdonalds employee like bitch what the fuck then he started swinging his little ass dick in a circle alr then his fuckin cousin walks in. he takes off his fuckin pants and his dick as showing. The other dude grabbed on his dick and swung like hes fuckin tarzan in the jungle. Then suddenly mothafuckin lil uzi vert walks in then starts to jack the fuck out of me. Then hippa big fat bitch walked in. Then the fuckin mcdonalds collapsed. I woke up. The jacking off horny man looked at me with disappointment. He told me his pronouns are Ford/Built/Tough/BetaMale/Loser/WantsAGF/Single/CurlyHair/Sexy/Lamborghini/Rich

penis moment lol!

what was your craziest penis moment?