Once upon a time there lived an ugly man named Johnny Piclac. He was a weird looking person with green hair (that he didn’t want). He always wore a wig to school. His parents had purple hair with blue highlights. When Johnny was born, he was smacked three times by his mom, because she was dumb and thought it was a short murderer trying to attack her. Johnny still remembered that time………

edit: my friend didn’t want to share more than the first paragraph, but since you all want it so much, I’ll see what I can do. I’ll update you when something happens.

edit 2: IT HAS BEEN RELEASED INTO THE WORLD! https://redd.it/6vmrc8