I fucking hate Snas

I can’t fucking take it. I see an image of a random thing with a blue eye photoshopped on to it posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. “Oh that looks kinda like Sans from Undertale” it started as. That’s funny, that’s a cool reference. But I kept going, I’d see a fridge with a blue eye that looked like Sans, I’d see an animated bag of chips with a blue eye that looked like Sans, I’d see a hat with a blue eye that looked like Sans. And every time I’d burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words “OMG IS THAT SANS FROM UNDERTALE” ran through my head. It’s torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see a blue eye on something. I can’t fucking live like this… I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t! And don’t get me fucking started on the words! I’ll never hear the phrase “bad time” again without thinking of Sans. Someone does something bad and I can’t say anything other than “eh eh eh eh eh”. I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is “they’re gonna have a bad time.” and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the song “Megalovania” is ruined. The phrase “bad time” is ruined. I can’t live anymore. Sans has destroyed my fucking life. I want to get gaster blasted from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!