Naw fam a furry gotsta have to have a fursona. Like, if a big tiddy fox bitch started tryna slob my knob I’mma nut in her snout no falsies. That ain’t a furry. If Cherry from Animal Crossing: New Leaf was lyin’ on my bed with her legs spread and givin’ me dem “come hither” eyes you bet your ass I’mma cum hither if you know what I mean homie.

So yeah, maybe I beat my dick to a busty armadillo that one time. That armadillo was a chick. Anthro bitches ain’t furry, but anthro dudes? Nigga that’s sus as shit. Like if I’mma finna beat my dick to Cherry from Animal Crossing: New Leaf I wanna see her with the Male Villager (no lesbo shit that’s gay nigga I’m a Jehovah’s Witness) not some animal nigga. Like one time I was about ta polish my bishop to some hot Cherry from Animal Crossing: New Leaf fanart when I see she’s getting fucked by that hawk nigga Pierce. Like what the FUCK?! I ain’t into that gay shit! And Pierce? Why the fuck would I wanna see a bird’s cock? And to stiff ya boy Eugene (the objectively best Animal Crossing: New Leaf character) like that is downright ignorant smh

So yeah I ain’t no furry but I’d fuck the shit outta a punk rock beagle.

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