I have a cum wall, which is a wall with a hole in it that I have not been cumming in, but on. The hole was originally 8in2 but I’ve gotten it down to about 3in2 over the course of three years by repeatedly cumming onto it and sculpting it as it dries. You might think that it wouldn’t work since cum degrades quickly, but I paint over the new cum every few days so it doesn’t go away.

Thank you for cumming to my ted talk.