What the fuck did you say about my favorite youtuber, Fred? You slithering serpent, you bumbling, babbling buffoon. If only you can fully fathom the fucking stupidity uttered by your Fred-hating lips, then maybe, just maybe, you’d do the world a favor and blow your brains out. If only you can organize your mind in a coherent fashion, then you might have some semblance of a point. But alas you couldn’t, you wouldn’t, and you didn’t. And look where that brought you now. Jesus Christ, my hands are shaking as I type. Why in Jesus’ Earth would you ever call Fred cringe? Do you feel happy about yourself, you absolute brainlet? Are you satisfied that you’ve managed to spit on our entire species with that insult? “Oh, hurr durr, Fred makes bad video”- SHUT THE FUCK UP. His humor subverted post-irony a decade before post-irony became “cool” and “mainstream”. His cleverly timed punchlines, along with his hilariously high-pitched voice and his knee-slapping commentary on modern society isn’t something to spit on, pal. Fred is the peak of Western civilization, and if (god forbid) China takes over our countries and sends us to make Huawei phones for 1c a day, then let it be known that the reason for that will be because of you lowlife degenerates. You know what, I think you’re just jealous of his creative genius, because you’re a libtard working minimum wage on McDonald’s, thinking that your gender studies degree would give you a respectable job. And because of your miserable existence, you decided to look at the hand that feeds you and spat on it. I am seething with rage right now, you puny worm. You treacherous troglodyte. I’d say you were better off dead, but you don’t deserve that privilege. How dare you make fun of Fred. Fred is the second best youtuber known to man, only to be surpassed by Annoying Orange.

Good day.