Requirements to be my girlfriend v2.0

 1. Must have decent boobs

 2. Must have a muscular butt

 3. Must have abs

 4, Must have nice hair

 5, Must workout regularly

 6. Must have no debt

 7. Must have no bad tattoos

 8, Must have no kids

 9. Must be between 18-40

 10. Must have thick muscle thighs

11. Must be pretty

 12. Can not have guy friends

 13. | have to check her phone once a

week

 14. must be present when she hangs

out with her girlfriends and no girls

nights out

 15. Must have a decent job

 16. Must do everything | say

 17. Has to call me every day

 18. Must cook me dinner 5 nights a

week

 19. Must come with me on dates

 20. Must do nice things for me

 21. Must give me a nice gift at least

once a month

 22. Having kids must be an option

23. Must help around the house

 24. Must help with the finances to a

degree

 25. Must ignore guys who talk to her

besides me

 26. Must put me first

 27. Must have nice muscular calves

 28. Must dress well

 29. Must act feminine

 30. Sex at least 3 times a week

 31. Must hang out with me as much as

possible

 32. Must treat me like a king

 33. What I say goes. | know best

 34. Must not be a feminist

 35. Must respect me

 36. Must give me hugs and kisses every

day