A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!

Hey there! My name is Sir Michael Porzel XLII , Duke of Cheesetown, Slayer of Nopes, and Provider of Almighty Snacks of Which He Will Not Share (slaying Nopes makes you hungry) Age 25.

I went to high school at Western Hills University where, in my imagination, I lead the strongest biker gang in all of Neo-Tokyo.

I got an e-mail address when I was 6, which provided much hamster-dance related fun for all of my annoyed relatives. I rebuilt a large portion of my gaming consoles from ones that my friends were throwing out because it was a recession out there. I started building computers for my friends and family when I was 12 which had the unfortunate aftereffect of becoming the neighborhood IT guy (PEBKAC ERRORS EVERYWHERE.) I got an O-net web design certification in Kentucky when I was in my sophomore year, which gave me great insight into applying flaming GIFs into the backgrounds of myspace pages everywhere. But then I finally decided to make my own forum, which then ended up being 5- of which I was proud of since my RPG Forum (SHHH Yes I know I’m THAT kind of nerd TT_TT) reached about 6000 members, with 300 daily active members.

I am the very model of a modern Major IT uhh…. Major (I got nothin’) I aim for a Cyber Security Major or even higher.

I am currently self employed via ad revenue from my sites, but I will be working at Education At Work here soon.

For the IT degree? More School…. and then possibly more school…. But after that, I’m sure there’s always need for a Cyber Security specialist in this day and age. If not I’m going to go live in the woods like on that series Alone. BEST PLAN EVER.


I have a cat named Tora, I once SERIOUSLY lived in the woods for three months (went in with a tarp and a ton of ramen, came out with a backpack/fishtrap, two knives, an axe, and 4 pounds of jerky because I realized The Walking Dead’s new season was about to come out) because I thought “Why not?”

I would be Hiro from Heros because Super Hero Hiro sounds like an echo when you say it.

oh…… and I have a quirky sense of humor 😀