Where is Spencfur?
Furries and Spencer
Furries are illegal in Germany
Germany is in the EU
The EU is a union
Workers are in unions
Unions is close to onions
Workers eat onions
Spencer is unemployed
Spencer does not consume onion
So spencer has no relation to unions
So he is NOT in germany or europe
There are 6 continents Spencer could be in right now
A Spencfur is a weak thing
So i’ll do you a solid and tell you he wouldn’t make it in Africa or Antarctica
Europe is one of the only continents not to start with the letter A
So spencer is 3 letters from europe
Eurasia is the continent of europe and asia
Spencer is 3 letters from europe so he must be in asia since eurasia is only 3 letters europe
BUT WHERE IN ASIA??
Asia is the largest continent
China is the largest country in asia
But spencfur is a weeaboo so he must be in Japan
Furries are found in urban centers
The largest city in Japan is 11.3 million larger than the second largest
11.3 million feet is 2090 miles
Spencfur’s favorite anime is Angel Beats
The music company that produced the music is irrelevant
Anime and japanese music are both exclusive to japan
When was a golden age of art in japan?
IT WAS ACTUALLy 1603-1868
In 1868 japan became more imperialist and less japanese
So in the Meiji restoration japan wanted to restore the Meiji which are some emperors
And there was this guy called Emperor Komei father of Emperor Meiji
SO they overthrew this Tokugawa Shogunate and became western
The most westernmost point of Japan is hong kong
Hong kong was annexed by the british after the first opium war
During the opium war people got addicted to opium
Opium comes from poppy seeds
“Where poppies grow” is a book about world war 1
Japan was a part of the Entente powers due to their allegiance to britain after the Meiji restoration
The japanese navy took over the german colonies in the pacific
The german colonial empire was situated in africa, papua new guinea and micronesia
The colonies were confiscated in 1919 in the treaty of versailles
Versailles is in france
France controlled korea but japan also took over korea
So spencfur is in korea
North or South?
South korea was annexed by the allies after the surrender of japan and the north was taken by the soviet union
The americans were assisted by the united kingdom
United has the prefix Uni-
Which means union
But the soviet union was a union
So spencer must live on the 38th parallel
That means spencfur is dead