I am unbelievably, insanely, astronomically, and utterly gay for you. There’s no denying it, I absolutely adore you and all of your perfect features. Your beautiful face, your strong arms, and your sweet smile. And the way you speak… oh my god, the way you speak sends shivers down my spine. I want nothing more than to be the one who holds you close and cradles you in my arms at night. There’s something about you that just drives me crazy!