You see, we didn’t use nukes to bomb Japan. They were a front for what really happened. The US government discovered the ‘Earth Shattering’ ability of the .45 ACP Cartridge. They used the nukes as a ploy for the real plan. The pilot would stick their 1911 handgun, chambered in God’s caliber, and fired twice. The gravitational pull of the earth combined with the weight of the projectile produced the explosion we see in history classes all over the world, images of Japanese men’s shadows forever burned into the earth. Ladies and gentlemen the 1911. Thank you John Moses Browning for constructing a ‘small arm’ of this magnitude only for boomers to belligerently explain why it’s the only firearm anyone needs in their home.